Todd Haynes is Goofus and Gallant
Gallant: Todd Haynes has cast Cate Blanchett and Julianne Moore as two of the actors playing Bob Dylan his planned biopic.
Goofus: "Haynes is still looking for one more [actor to play Dylan]- a young black woman the director hopes will accentuate Dylan's 'inner-blackness.' "
Edited to add: I read this, like, an hour ago and my eyes still haven't stopped rolling.